ok this one site is really pissing me off and at the same time cracks me up so i thought i'd share it...let me quote a few things that are especially disturbing :

-  subtle subconscious suggestions of Secularism's anti-Christian stance can be found by studying the names of common mall stores: -J.C. Penney - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!). Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".

-  Secularized teens usually can't read too well, so hand out colorful stickers instead of pamphlets.

-  Things you can do to oppose Secular Consumerism in the malls include:    

        Infiltrate a mall store by applying for a holiday job. Once you are on the  inside, discourage shoppers from buying any of the store's merchandise. If they insist on buying something, slip informative pamphlets in with their purchase. 

        Malls are filled with security cameras watched by agents of Secularism, who are in need of Salvation just as anyone else - if not more so! When in view of one of these cameras, hold up inspirational signs and put on pantomime plays for their benefit.

-  The word "mall" evokes evilness being a homonym for "maul" - the violent rending of flesh - and "mal" - Latin for "bad" and root for words like "malicious" and "malevolent". These Malls of the Damned - open even on Sunday! - are no innocent business centers, but active parties in the conspiracy to promote Secularism.

i'm guessing that the two men that approached me awhile back and told me i was going to hell were these so called "mall missionaries"

oh yes, heres the link for much much more craziness : http://objective.jesussave.us/mallmission.html

openshoebox works again

*grins*

well this should sum up last night for you : http://www.livejournal.com/users/ashleygirl/

i had an incredible weekend, and i've got PICTURES to boot!

so thursday me ashley lindsay todd elliot and their friend ben something went bowling together.. ben was a lil older than us and super drunk that night so um somehow he ended up paying for everybody? then friday six of us girls from work went to thunder alley which none of us had been to in ages and had a blast. afterwards lindsay and i got some more free donuts cuz the pat's lady just looooooves us  ... she also thinks we're high or drunk when we show up :P i tried to get saturday off work because i had a cousin and aunt whom i'd never met before coming up from oklahoma to visit all of us. i worked around my 12-8 shift and came home for lunch to meet everyone then after work found them all to still be at my house.. seriously people in every room. anyways i found out that i've got the coolest cousin natalie who's into improv and makes movies and owns a liquor store... and an incredibly sweet couple of aunts. i also went out to eat with a bunch of them today after work i've never spent so much time with my mom's side of the family before so i feel blessed i got the opportunity this weekend. at my grandma's after dinner it was fun to hear my mom and all of her sister's reminisce about old times and look thru pictures.

to sum it up, i'm incredibly thankful for my family and friends

i went more then 12 hours yesterday without stopping at my house for anything and just realized its been days since i've even seen either one of my parents! good day though.. slept in.. skipped bio lecture went to art then to a meeting at work, ate at bob evans with lindsay and april, went to Teddy's and the mall with linds, then to hung out with josh and andy. oh yea... imagine lil ol me at Teddy's... it was hilarious ;)

ok now that i'm actually home i should be doing my lab report that was due today.... buuuuuut instead i think i'm going to take a nap before work   oh you should all come visit me tonight. cya there

boy was last night fun... linds and ashley and i were gonna go to some club in fort wayne but the drive didn't sounds so good. then im not sure who suggested it, but we went bowling at westgate and i had a blast!! it was me ashley, lindsay, ashley, laura courtney and me.  i ran into my new friend jason and all his friends who bowled next to us, and tony, and earl and travy. i had no idea how many people went to the bowling alley  oh and my other friend tony who works there told me its a sinch to take shoes from em.. and mine were soooo hawt.. i swear i'd wear them all day everyday, yea i'm a size 8 if you wanna do me a favor ;)

then i get a call from some lcc kids who are in town and want me to stop by.. i ended up stayin the night at nick's apt with everyone and tried to keep them all from passing out while drinking my mountain dew :p. kinzer i swear you need to give up! justin.. heh.. good for you ;) leite truth or truth! lol... i missed mah boys but yea good times. oh i almost forgot.. heh i documented half the night. so heres some more PICTURES

oook i'd  better get cleaned up cuz today i'm shopping with nikki :D

<3 rach